“Historical Marker: On this exact spot in the afternoon of August 5th, 2017 a marital dispute was won by the husband. At 12:58 he told his wife she shouldn’t drive because she is a horrible driver. “When you hold the door open for someone and then they grab it and say ‘I got it’: I offered you friendship and you spat in my face.” 21) 5 minutes later, she accidentally drove cart #42 into this lake.” 20) We’ve also got clean Marvel memes. “I’m sorry, but…You failed to answer in the form of a meme.” 25) “I have reached an age where my mind says ‘I can do that’ and my body giggles and says ‘try it and die fat boy.'” 24) What is…Clean memes! “How are you still single? I push everything away.” 23) But while you’re a kid, I want you to be passive, pliable and obedient.” 22) “Honey, when you grow up I want you to be assertive, independent and strong-willed.
